- Decapitated -
Why'd i have to go and get myself decapitated. This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it. It's such a drag now, I can't eat i can't breath, i can't snore, i can't belch or yodle anymore. Can't spit or blow my nose, or even read sports illustrated. Oh no. Why'd i have to go and get myself all mutilated. I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated. What a bummer... I can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeze, but my neck is enjoying a pleasant breeze now. Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated...

Which Homestar Runner character are you?
Picture doesn't work, cause geocities sucks...someone should tell that guy.
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