- Never spit in your sleep. -
This morning I had a dream. In this dream, at the end of my sleeping memory of it, I found a pile of sugar sitting near the ocean. Well, when you find a pile of sugar you have to taste it. Due to it's proximity to the ocean it had become very salty. In my dream, I then spit it out. I then woke up because I had just spit into the air and it had come back down on my face....eww.
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